How can it be you have spent a whole ten minutes staring at a banana?

Why do you always do stuff like that?

Why do you never do the other really great things where it’s much, much better -­‐ and afterwards you don’t want to saw off your own face and post it back to yourself with not quite enough stamps?

Also, learn how to make breakfast not even knowing you are out of bed 

Diagnose the mirror, reason with the mice and boil yoghurt blindfolded. 

Enjoy the fruits of hurtling cognitive decline and your neighbours sprawling ghastliness, absence of humanity and so, so much more.

These times have not been easy.

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★★★★ His comedy takes on an existential dimension, as tubby, nicotine-­‐starved, emasculated Moran comes to represent the struggles we all wage for meaning and connection - The Guardian 

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Last updated: 11 June 2019